Jaguar Skillz

Jaguar has been very good to me over the past few months. Good in the sense that even though I've not once replied to his various attempts at communication he's still forged on and tried to communicate with me.

Why have I avoided his advances? Because he is mysterious and he has large, imposing paws that threaten to engulf my face and neck in furious, yet calculated, flesh ripping rage. But also because over the past months I've developed a belief that I'm not a very worthy contender in the arena of conversation.




This is obviously self limiting bollocks from an objective stance, but when The Imposter Professor restarts his tenure objects can get jumbled, blurry and bouncy. Dark subjects start to fill the viewfinder. We've just had a phone conversation lasting a staggering 34 minutes and I thoroughly enjoyed at least 80% of it. This is what we call a result. This is what we call a baby step.

Maybe Jaguar's paws aren't threatening at all, maybe they're just approaching me to cop a feel. The Imposter Professor retreats to his own lab to rethink his hypothesis. The Professor is left in peace to carry on gathering his data. This power play between the two professors might be an idea for a cartoon. And what is a cartoon but a series of designs?